Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus on December 17th, 2009

Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  HoHoHo!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

HoHoHo!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!


 
 

225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

  1. sophie

    knock knock wous there tish tish wou bless you

  2.  

  3. Jack

    knock knock,
    who’s there
    mikey
    mikey who
    mikey is stuck in the lock

  4. Kaylie

    I told these jokes to my sister, now she is ready to explode!!!! (She hates “Knock Knock” jokes)!!!

  5. taylor

    santa this is my present today you are this is the best present.

  6. xavier

    im 8 and havelots of friends and play video games.

  7. Cameron

    Santa what did the boy do when he wanted to see time fly? He through a clock out the window!

  8. Cameron

    Santa. Thank you for every present i get each and every christmas. I’ll bet this is going to be the best one like it always is! Merry Christmas!

  9. katlyn

    haha haha haha haha hha

  10. kristian

    they were funny and cool but weird

  11. megs

    they were cheesy

  12. Abhiand Giri

    Silly comments are really silly……!

  13.  

  14. coen

    i don’t get it

  15. ava

    i told my cousin the exploaded she thought it was so funny

  16. chikku

    santa,this elf is very silly

  17. Evey

    ER very funny I guess!

  18. alex

    They were very funny []my friend is trying to make me laugh and is succseding. Okey now. she is just enoying seriosly.Now she has got the hicups and a cough but mostley the hicups

  19. Ellie

    i love the elf jokes thankyou to the people who put them on.

    love from

    Ellie
    xxx

  20. Skyler

    knock knock, whose there? Christmas, Christmas who? Christmas Tree

  21. Helia

    Santa say thank you to Snowflake the elf for sending me the letter.

    Love Helia

  22. lauren

    when i told my sisters them they started cracking up!! ha ha ha ha ha

  23. Courtney

    Knock Knock
    Whos there
    old lady
    old lady who
    I didn’t know you could yoldel so good

  24. Aimee

    knock knock

    whos there

    get up

    get up who?

    time to get up its morning

  25. Poppy

    My dad loves those jokes! They are silly and funny. What do you call a polar bear in a rainforest? Lost!

  26. lanie

    santa come pick me up

  27. Anonymous

    knock knock whos there howerd howerd who howered i know

  28. Anabel

    What do you get when you eat to many sweets at christmas?

    *Tinsolitos*

  29. Jorge

    Don’t joke about elf’s. They maybe short but they have such a huge part and role in Christmas.

  30. paxton

    Why did Santa cross the road? to get to the other roof

  31. Kylie

    Those are funny jokes.. how do the make them up??

  32. Megan

    you shod name your baby Megan!

  33. Genevieve

    What do you call an Astronaut when he is being weird?

    Answer: An astro-nut

  34. johnny

    knock,knock who’s ther lettuce,lettuce who lettuce in its cold out side

  35. Anonymous

    ha ha very funny !

  36. JAKE

    THEY WERE SO SILLY MILLY MY SISTER DIDHT GET IT

  37. emily

    the snow joke is the sillyest ho ho ho

  38. TARA

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    ORANGE
    ORANGE WHO
    ORANGE YOU GALD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN

  39. josiah

    knock knock whos there mississippi mississsippi who mississippi river

  40. maddy

    whats shoes with no laces.

    awnser:vellcrow

  41. philip

    What do you if you cross a snowman and a mean dog ?

    Frost bite

  42. Oliver

    What do you call santa clapping? Santapplause

  43. alexia

    Knock Knock
    Who”s there
    Santa
    santa who
    Santa with all kind of presents

  44. wiktoria

    knock knock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus

  45. Danielle

    What is a painting on a wall that tells a Christmas story?

    a moral!!!!!!!!!!

  46. maddie

    whar do the pireits go to eat

    well aaarrrrbes

  47. Lauren

    To Santa and every one else! Your jokes are very funny especially the knok knok ones.

    Happy Christmas and a Happy New year!

    Love Lauren xxx

  48. dakota

    knock knock who there money money who money is wealthy

  49. Amy

    Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
    I got a joke…
    knock knock
    whos there?
    boo
    boo who?
    Awww dont cry.. :’[
    Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!

    Newayzzz merry crimbo 2 u all :P

    Amy x

  50. emily

    they are awesome

  51. Faye

    HIyaa santtaaa how r u ?

  52. :)

    Knock knock

  53. Rosalinda

    What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards!!

  54. zahira

    jokes for me

  55. Sofia

    ha ha the eleves are SO funny!!:) Santa please writeback!

  56. greg stark

    Santa your Christmas jokes are so funny
    I wish I can come up to theNorth Pole and visit you.

  57. meghan

    why did the chiken cross the road? There was nothing better to do

  58. Chloe

    Here is a really funny joke.

    knock knock,
    who’s there?
    crybaby,
    crybaby who?
    don’t crybaby,mommy’s here.

  59. oscar

    jack plase is don’t sy back

  60. hannah

    hehehe i love chrsitmas jokes, those elves made me laugh!

  61. hannah

    santa, what did the snowman say to his son after the snowball fight?

    i don’t snow!

  62. Elena

    Knock,Knock

  63. cherish

    How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
    Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

  64. katie

    ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)

  65. Reghan

    knock knock whos there furry furry who furry up

  66. mytam

    knock,knock.
    who’s there?
    rudolph!
    rudolph who?
    rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it,you would say it even glows!

  67. rhianna

    Dear Santa
    I love…..
    the elves
    silly Jokes.
    knock knock xxxxxxxxx
    who’s there
    snail
    snail who
    snail who
    can’t see
    love rhianna

  68. zoya

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    me
    me who?
    you are looking at me

  69. James

    why did the elf cross the road?

    because he is an elf

  70. jordan

    that i rill coll that you can emale when you are flying

  71. m

    knock knock
    whos there
    justin
    justin who

    justin the carpark

  72. rebecca forbes

    knock knock
    who’s there
    dockter
    who
    you just said it

  73. rebecca forbes

    santer is the best
    all in the house opening presents
    nauty children do not get presents
    tiny elfs
    everyone is happy
    running down stairs for presents

  74. jura

    i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.

  75. jasmine

    a man went to town on monday and he stayes in town for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it

    his horses name was friday

    (joke.)

  76. KEYHLEB

    REALLY FUNNY

  77. leila

    what happens when u cross an elephant
    and a bird

    a birdaphant

  78. Matthew

    Knock, Knock.
    Who is it?
    Elfy.
    Elfy who?
    Elfy wrap me in this Christmas Gift!

  79. Ramsey

    What did the elf say while sniffin’ the Christmas cake!!!huh huh???

    Merry Sniffmas ha ha!!!!:P

  80. Emily & Eliazar

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Reindeer
    Reindeer who?
    Reindeer you better hurry up or we’ll be late. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    P.S. wasn’t that funny?????????

  81. Anonymous

    you are funny elfs

  82. deja

    santa what a nice pearson you are i am trying to be my best tell the elves i said hi tell mrs clause i said hi to and have a nice easter

  83. Alexis

    knock knock
    whos there
    isam
    isam who
    there isam an at the door

  84. Alexis

    i kno theres like 252 days left til christmas but i just wanna wish every one a merry christmas. and by the way i love every ones jokes

  85. Lara

    Hi, Santa how are you?
    I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!

    Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!

  86. Lara

    Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Christmas

    Christmas who?

    Its christmas day

  87. charlize

    why did the red rooster cross the road- because he whanted to go to red rooster.

  88. charlize

    knock, knock.who’s there?.will. will who?will do you whant slushie on your head!

  89. natasha

    knock knock
    who’s there
    holly
    holly who
    holly up or else Santa is going to tie you down.

  90. Ramsey

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOOOOO FUNNY

  91. Ramsey

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!!HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

  92. Matthew

    Knock,Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf’s a bit cold out here can you let me in.

  93. Jenna

    Santa Claus,Sorry
    but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
    But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
    Jenna anne Yarbrough

  94. Emma

    How do you pull a snakes leg
    You can”t they do not haqve any

  95. Imogen

    Nock nock
    hows there?
    snow man
    snow man how
    snow man is geting ready for the big day

  96. Lachlan

    Hey Santa why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

    He was afraid that he would get a hole in one get it hole in one HA HA HA HA

  97. Ilda

    haha those are the funny chokes i ever heard i like those chokes!!!

  98. sarah

    knock knock whoes there santa santa who santa claus is here

  99. shannon

    Knock Knock
    who.s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    open the door and ill tell you

  100. Yaw Kodua

    I love jokes they are really funny

  101. Alex

    What do reindeers play when not busy?
    They7 play a sleigh station.

  102. emma

    where do snowmen put there money? in a snowbank

  103. jaycee shepherd

    knock knock
    whos there
    wee
    wee who
    dont cry its only a joke

  104. sian and sammijo

    why did the elf cross the road?

    to get to the slei befor santa to hide and come with him

  105. jess

    its very close to christmas now im very exited

  106. FRANKLIN BROWNING

    DEAR SANTA CLAUSE MY NAME IS FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL PLEASE MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE

  107. Riley

    hi santa i wrote to you half an hour ago how are you feeling? can you pleaes give me a hint what i might get?

    love Riley…..

  108. Malene

    Hey there, I have a joke to tell you!

    Knock knock.

  109. charlie

    knoke knoke
    how is there
    charlie
    charlie how
    charlie how is looking foured to chrismas

  110. andi

    they are so silly those elves of yours

  111. george prentice

    why are pirates called pirates
    because arrrrre

  112. abby

    knock knock whos there santa santa who i love you

  113. dylan

    knock knock
    who,s there
    merry
    merry who
    merry Christmas

  114. Leah

    The jokes are funny i think you shoul put more out.

  115. FRANKLIN BROWNING

    DEAR SANTA CLAUS IAM 9 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE REINDEERS AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE YOUR FRIEND FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING

  116. Colsen

    You do have pretty silly elves. Can you come to my house on October 16th,

  117. Amber

    i love ur blog so much :D

  118. Amber

    i love ur blog

  119. molly

    knok knok who there santa santa who santas on his way ho ho ho

  120. alejandra

    santa and everybody in the north pole knock knock whos there alejandra alejandra who alejandra ramirez get it because my first name is alejandra and my last name is ramirez

  121. Lee

    i want an iphone a bike and a laptop please ill be good

  122. Carli-mai

    how does a snowman get around?

    he pedals around on his icicle

  123. Anonymous

    I Thought They Were Very Funny And Clever, I Told Them To My Family And Everyone Laughed! You Should Keep Posting More Jokes!! :) !!

  124. poppy boo

    I love jokes heres one.

    knock knock,

    whos there,

    docter

    docter who

    you just said it

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  125. Oscar

    Knock Knock
    who’s there?
    Miley
    Miley Cures
    HA

  126. lucy

    knock knock
    who there
    Santa
    Santa who
    the best man ever!

  127. Grace

    These jokes are funny just the way they all link up together.I never thought I could laugh so much in my life! :)

  128. Grace

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Doctor
    Doctor who
    How did you know my name?! :) :)

    (P.s I know I is nothing to do with Christmas but I just thought it was funny!)

  129. lillie woods

    knok knok
    whos there
    tish
    tishwho

  130. nicole

    i don’t think its that funny

  131. darcy

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    christmas owls
    christmas owls who?
    christmas owls do hoo

  132. emma and aidan

    knock, knock,
    who’s there,
    santa,
    santa who,
    santa don’t say ”who” he says ”ho”

  133. eoin

    santa i would like to know your best working elfs name

  134. eoin

    do you mind if i talk to your elf emma

  135. eoin

    can i tell you secret

  136. kaira

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Santa
    Santa who
    Santa said you better give my choclate chip cookies!Ho Ho Ho!

  137. Ella

    knock knock
    who’s there
    frosty
    frosty who
    frosty the snowman

  138. Anonymous

    HI!HI!HI!HI! xxx <3 xxx

  139. lydia

    Kock Knock. whomes there? elf elf who elfrieda of course

  140. lindsey

    I love the jokes.thay was funny and silly.

  141. kerri

    knock knock
    hows there
    santa claus
    santa claus how
    santa claus in the red suite

  142. Carter Despins

    i asked my friend why his nose was all red and puffy he said he stop to smell a brose i said there’s ne b in rose he said there was in that one! funny? from webkinz write bsck if funny Carter

  143. lexi

    why does santa have 3 gardens so he can ho ho ho

  144. rachel

    dear santa i am going to tell you a joke

    why do you have a red nose

    because you have been with rodof to long. from rachel sandilands livingston.

  145. Morgan

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Dull
    Dull who
    Dull up those dolls for santa

  146. Morgan

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Elf
    Elf who
    Elf make presents for Santa

  147. stephanie

    hi loveeeee youuuuu lotsssss and lotssssss

  148. Karisha

    What do you call half a rabbit ?
    RAB !

  149. tanisha

    holy holy hol ineed your hall what hol imean hall got u its the halls not hols

  150. bianca

    you give good gift’s

  151. olivia

    i was funny because it was the elves .

  152. Lila

    they were preety silly jokes

  153. lylith

    i believe in santa!!!!!!! … !!!!!!!!

  154. olivia

    there soooo funny

  155. Bridgid

    how big are elfs i bet there as big as lepacands

  156. keke

    KNOCK,KNOCK SNOW SNOW THE FLO ELVES

  157. hope

    elf u bont holly up sant will put u on the bad bad list

  158. Bridgid

    in the book Junie B. Jones i herd this:

    Jingle Bells
    Batman Smells
    P.S So Does May!!

  159. Anna

    hey santa i am so glad i got to write to you i found this wevsite from a anouther web sit where i got to write to you, you told me i could visit you blog please writhe back

    love
    anna

  160. Bridgid

    Haha that is soo funny

  161. brandon

    iam looking forward to my Xmas pressies.. 0x0x 0x

  162. katie

    there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho

  163. amy

    haha love thoes jokes best ones ive seen love amyxxxx

  164. CAITLIN

    WHO PERFORMS OPERATIONS AT THEFISH HOSPITAL ANSEWER. THE HEAD STURGEON

  165. stephanie

    knock knock howes ther chris chris who chrismas tine

  166. Myah

    Who’s short and green and helps Santa and lives in the P.E.I?

    The elf of Green Gables!!!

  167. Myah

    Love the Elf Jokes by the way!!!

  168. chloe

    hi santa your blog is amazing i like it

  169. marykate

    dear santa i would like a lg cookie mobile please santa i would adoor that love marykate

  170. REID

    I love you verry much that I am going too marry you p.s santa

  171. emily,nathan, and haley

    ooby.

  172. JOCELYNN

    HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI !!!!!

  173. Anonymous

    what did the gingerbread say to the other gingerbread. does these gumdrops make me look fat.

  174. Harmony

    Who works under cover at Christmas?

    Mince Spies

  175. niamh

    ipod
    roadl dayl book

  176. louise

    nock nock
    (whos there?)
    snow
    (snow who?)
    its snow good i forgot

  177. katie

    knok knok

    who there

    boo

    boo who

    dot crie it is onley a joke

  178. conor

    oh santa they where very funny jokes im probly going to be saying those to somone to help me wrap the present for you that im going to leave by the chimmney

    christmas wishes

    conor x x x x x x x x

  179. Bryson

    Knock knock who there cow cow who do you wants to have some milk

  180. Bryson

    knock knock

    who there cow

    cow who
    don’t you remember me you the one who drunk from me

  181. kaylor

    nock
    nock
    whos
    there
    santa santa
    who
    bring me some milk and cookies

  182. TROY

    knock knock whos there mary mary who mary me i love you

  183. jake

    nok nok hose ther doctur docte howe hou do you no my secund naym

  184. Emma

    i think the jokes are funny. i have a funny Xmas joke too: what do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
    don’t know what u call it?
    anything u want it can’t hear you anyway!

  185. KIERRA

    i love u santa claus you are the best at dropping of gifts for all the good little boys and girls

  186. madison

    what do you call santa swiming? a swamta

  187. makayla

    i love the jokes can’t wait to read more

  188. makayla

    i love them can’t to read more .

  189. Jasmine

    knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa.Santa how.Santa Claus cool.

  190. makayla

    i love the jokes

  191. julia

    knock knock whos there leaf leaf who leaf me alone

  192. Sarah

    They are really funny jokes and i can’t wait to hear some more from sarah xx

  193. Niyatha

    i like all your jokes should i say a joke what does elfs learn at school? Elphabet get it like your jokes better than mine

  194. scott

    have a happy christmas and remember got list saint

  195. emily

    knok
    knok
    whos
    their
    dont
    pizza
    dont pizza who
    dont pizza your pants

  196. emily

    why did the elf ask a tree to crose the rode cause hes a elf helper i know its not silly but i couldnt think of another joke i know it sounds weird ok bye

  197. Cassandra

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf me get ready for Santa!
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!!

    Hope you liked my joke Santa!

    Love, Cassandra.

  198. paige

    hey santa
    this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
    love your best friend paige

  199. lauren

    WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOLIT?

    HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOOOH!!!!

  200. jack

    ohohoh

  201. Riley

    You just got an e-mail from me so me and my sister went on your blog it is really cool thank you again

    rley

  202. evie

    Q. who bites pepole and gives gifts
    a. SANTA JAWS

  203. Domenic

    knock knock
    who’s there
    apple
    apple who?
    apple i just said apple socks

  204. brianna

    knok knok whoes there kyle kyle how kyle me who me me kyle

  205. Tommy

    Jolly me up with jolly old santa

  206. casey

    knock,knock who’s there
    santa
    santa who?
    santa’s workshop needs a repair.

  207. allyson

    when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

    in the dictionary!

  208. olivia

    knockknock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus of corse

  209. danni

    knock knock whos there elf elf who elf you dont come down now ill tell santa

  210. peter

    hi santa am i on the good list text back soon by peter

  211. Sydney

    Knock
    knock
    who’s there?
    boo
    boo who?
    don’t cry it’s just a joke

  212. evan

    why could Rudolph not eat at the adult table? because he was being rude

  213. carilyn

    blah blah blah my jokes are awsome love you guys the reighdeers and elfs and importantly u santa

  214. grumpythe elf jake wiliams friend

    knock knock
    whos there
    merry
    merry who
    merry christms

  215. kate

    what do elves learn at school
    the elfabet

  216. Isabel

    i think those elfs are silly but they make up really funny christmas jokes!lol
    sincerley
    isabel

  217. chelsey saishas sister

    what do you get when you cross between a snowman and a vampire? frostbites ahahahhaaha

  218. alexa

    i hope you have a great christmas!

  219. tiffany

    hey santa are your elves very silly. Is they an elf called clumsy because i am to. Do u like the cookies santa or the mince pies just say yes or no.

  220. emily

    what do you call old candy that walks with a cane a candy cane

  221. riley

    yougiserock

  222. Summer

    Those silly elfs!!

  223. Riley

    hgghhg

  224. shunderryl

    funnnnyyyyyyyyy

  225. Saranamir

    What do you call a Santa made of candy that walks with a cane “a Santa candy cane” ffffuuuunnnnyyyy

  226. angie

    Knock Knock
    Who’S There
    Santa
    Santa Who Santa Wont Come If Your Are Awake

  227. BAILEY

    i love jokes tell the elf they are so funny i love your jokes elfs

 

 
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