Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus on December 17th, 2009

Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  HoHoHo!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

HoHoHo!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!


 
 

225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 200
    My friend evie said:

    Q. who bites pepole and gives gifts
    a. SANTA JAWS

  2. 199
    My friend Riley said:

    You just got an e-mail from me so me and my sister went on your blog it is really cool thank you again

    rley

  3. 198
    My friend jack said:

    ohohoh

  4. 197
    My friend lauren said:

    WHY DID TIGGER LOOK IN THE TOLIT?

    HE WAS LOOKING FOR POOOOH!!!!

  5. 196
    My friend paige said:

    hey santa
    this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
    love your best friend paige

  6. 195
    My friend Cassandra said:

    Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf me get ready for Santa!
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!!

    Hope you liked my joke Santa!

    Love, Cassandra.

  7. 194
    My friend emily said:

    why did the elf ask a tree to crose the rode cause hes a elf helper i know its not silly but i couldnt think of another joke i know it sounds weird ok bye

  8. 193
    My friend emily said:

    knok
    knok
    whos
    their
    dont
    pizza
    dont pizza who
    dont pizza your pants

  9. 192
    My friend scott said:

    have a happy christmas and remember got list saint

  10. 191
    My friend Niyatha said:

    i like all your jokes should i say a joke what does elfs learn at school? Elphabet get it like your jokes better than mine

  11.  

  12. 190
    My friend Sarah said:

    They are really funny jokes and i can’t wait to hear some more from sarah xx

  13. 189
    My friend julia said:

    knock knock whos there leaf leaf who leaf me alone

  14. 188
    My friend makayla said:

    i love the jokes

  15. 187
    My friend Jasmine said:

    knock, knock. Who’s there? Santa.Santa how.Santa Claus cool.

  16. 186
    My friend makayla said:

    i love them can’t to read more .

  17. 185
    My friend makayla said:

    i love the jokes can’t wait to read more

  18. 184
    My friend madison said:

    what do you call santa swiming? a swamta

  19. 183
    My friend KIERRA said:

    i love u santa claus you are the best at dropping of gifts for all the good little boys and girls

  20. 182
    My friend Emma said:

    i think the jokes are funny. i have a funny Xmas joke too: what do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
    don’t know what u call it?
    anything u want it can’t hear you anyway!

  21. 181
    My friend jake said:

    nok nok hose ther doctur docte howe hou do you no my secund naym

  22. 180
    My friend TROY said:

    knock knock whos there mary mary who mary me i love you

  23. 179
    My friend kaylor said:

    nock
    nock
    whos
    there
    santa santa
    who
    bring me some milk and cookies

  24. 178
    My friend Bryson said:

    knock knock

    who there cow

    cow who
    don’t you remember me you the one who drunk from me

  25. 177
    My friend Bryson said:

    Knock knock who there cow cow who do you wants to have some milk

  26. 176
    My friend conor said:

    oh santa they where very funny jokes im probly going to be saying those to somone to help me wrap the present for you that im going to leave by the chimmney

    christmas wishes

    conor x x x x x x x x

  27. 175
    My friend katie said:

    knok knok

    who there

    boo

    boo who

    dot crie it is onley a joke

  28. 174
    My friend louise said:

    nock nock
    (whos there?)
    snow
    (snow who?)
    its snow good i forgot

  29. 173
    My friend niamh said:

    ipod
    roadl dayl book

  30. 172
    My friend Harmony said:

    Who works under cover at Christmas?

    Mince Spies

  31. 171
    My friend Anonymous said:

    what did the gingerbread say to the other gingerbread. does these gumdrops make me look fat.

  32. 170
    My friend JOCELYNN said:

    HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI !!!!!

  33. 169
    My friend emily,nathan, and haley said:

    ooby.

  34. 168
    My friend REID said:

    I love you verry much that I am going too marry you p.s santa

  35. 167
    My friend marykate said:

    dear santa i would like a lg cookie mobile please santa i would adoor that love marykate

  36. 166
    My friend chloe said:

    hi santa your blog is amazing i like it

  37. 165
    My friend Myah said:

    Love the Elf Jokes by the way!!!

  38. 164
    My friend Myah said:

    Who’s short and green and helps Santa and lives in the P.E.I?

    The elf of Green Gables!!!

  39. 163
    My friend stephanie said:

    knock knock howes ther chris chris who chrismas tine

  40. 162
    My friend CAITLIN said:

    WHO PERFORMS OPERATIONS AT THEFISH HOSPITAL ANSEWER. THE HEAD STURGEON

  41. 161
    My friend amy said:

    haha love thoes jokes best ones ive seen love amyxxxx

  42. 160
    My friend katie said:

    there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho

  43. 159
    My friend brandon said:

    iam looking forward to my Xmas pressies.. 0x0x 0x

  44. 158
    My friend Bridgid said:

    Haha that is soo funny

  45. 157
    My friend Anna said:

    hey santa i am so glad i got to write to you i found this wevsite from a anouther web sit where i got to write to you, you told me i could visit you blog please writhe back

    love
    anna

  46. 156
    My friend Bridgid said:

    in the book Junie B. Jones i herd this:

    Jingle Bells
    Batman Smells
    P.S So Does May!!

  47. 155
    My friend hope said:

    elf u bont holly up sant will put u on the bad bad list

  48. 154
    My friend keke said:

    KNOCK,KNOCK SNOW SNOW THE FLO ELVES

  49. 153
    My friend Bridgid said:

    how big are elfs i bet there as big as lepacands

  50. 152
    My friend olivia said:

    there soooo funny

  51. 151
    My friend lylith said:

    i believe in santa!!!!!!! … !!!!!!!!

  52. 150
    My friend Lila said:

    they were preety silly jokes

  53. 149
    My friend olivia said:

    i was funny because it was the elves .

  54. 148
    My friend bianca said:

    you give good gift’s

  55. 147
    My friend tanisha said:

    holy holy hol ineed your hall what hol imean hall got u its the halls not hols

  56. 146
    My friend Karisha said:

    What do you call half a rabbit ?
    RAB !

  57. 145
    My friend stephanie said:

    hi loveeeee youuuuu lotsssss and lotssssss

  58. 144
    My friend Morgan said:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Elf
    Elf who
    Elf make presents for Santa

  59. 143
    My friend Morgan said:

    Knock knock
    Who’s there
    Dull
    Dull who
    Dull up those dolls for santa

  60. 142
    My friend rachel said:

    dear santa i am going to tell you a joke

    why do you have a red nose

    because you have been with rodof to long. from rachel sandilands livingston.

  61. 141
    My friend lexi said:

    why does santa have 3 gardens so he can ho ho ho

  62. 140
    My friend Carter Despins said:

    i asked my friend why his nose was all red and puffy he said he stop to smell a brose i said there’s ne b in rose he said there was in that one! funny? from webkinz write bsck if funny Carter

  63. 139
    My friend kerri said:

    knock knock
    hows there
    santa claus
    santa claus how
    santa claus in the red suite

  64. 138
    My friend lindsey said:

    I love the jokes.thay was funny and silly.

  65. 137
    My friend lydia said:

    Kock Knock. whomes there? elf elf who elfrieda of course

  66. 136
    My friend Anonymous said:

    HI!HI!HI!HI! xxx <3 xxx

  67. 135
    My friend Ella said:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    frosty
    frosty who
    frosty the snowman

  68. 134
    My friend kaira said:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Santa
    Santa who
    Santa said you better give my choclate chip cookies!Ho Ho Ho!

  69. 133
    My friend eoin said:

    can i tell you secret

  70. 132
    My friend eoin said:

    do you mind if i talk to your elf emma

  71. 131
    My friend eoin said:

    santa i would like to know your best working elfs name

  72. 130
    My friend emma and aidan said:

    knock, knock,
    who’s there,
    santa,
    santa who,
    santa don’t say ”who” he says ”ho”

  73. 129
    My friend darcy said:

    knock knock
    who’s there?
    christmas owls
    christmas owls who?
    christmas owls do hoo

  74. 128
    My friend nicole said:

    i don’t think its that funny

  75. 127
    My friend lillie woods said:

    knok knok
    whos there
    tish
    tishwho

  76. 126
    My friend Grace said:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Doctor
    Doctor who
    How did you know my name?! :) :)

    (P.s I know I is nothing to do with Christmas but I just thought it was funny!)

  77. 125
    My friend Grace said:

    These jokes are funny just the way they all link up together.I never thought I could laugh so much in my life! :)

  78. 124
    My friend lucy said:

    knock knock
    who there
    Santa
    Santa who
    the best man ever!

  79. 123
    My friend Oscar said:

    Knock Knock
    who’s there?
    Miley
    Miley Cures
    HA

  80. 122
    My friend poppy boo said:

    I love jokes heres one.

    knock knock,

    whos there,

    docter

    docter who

    you just said it

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  81. 121
    My friend Anonymous said:

    I Thought They Were Very Funny And Clever, I Told Them To My Family And Everyone Laughed! You Should Keep Posting More Jokes!! :) !!

  82. 120
    My friend Carli-mai said:

    how does a snowman get around?

    he pedals around on his icicle

  83. 119
    My friend Lee said:

    i want an iphone a bike and a laptop please ill be good

  84. 118
    My friend alejandra said:

    santa and everybody in the north pole knock knock whos there alejandra alejandra who alejandra ramirez get it because my first name is alejandra and my last name is ramirez

  85. 117
    My friend molly said:

    knok knok who there santa santa who santas on his way ho ho ho

  86. 116
    My friend Amber said:

    i love ur blog

  87. 115
    My friend Amber said:

    i love ur blog so much :D

  88. 114
    My friend Colsen said:

    You do have pretty silly elves. Can you come to my house on October 16th,

  89. 113
    My friend FRANKLIN BROWNING said:

    DEAR SANTA CLAUS IAM 9 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE REINDEERS AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE YOUR FRIEND FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING

  90. 112
    My friend Leah said:

    The jokes are funny i think you shoul put more out.

  91. 111
    My friend dylan said:

    knock knock
    who,s there
    merry
    merry who
    merry Christmas

  92. 110
    My friend abby said:

    knock knock whos there santa santa who i love you

  93. 109
    My friend george prentice said:

    why are pirates called pirates
    because arrrrre

  94. 108
    My friend andi said:

    they are so silly those elves of yours

  95. 107
    My friend charlie said:

    knoke knoke
    how is there
    charlie
    charlie how
    charlie how is looking foured to chrismas

  96. 106
    My friend Malene said:

    Hey there, I have a joke to tell you!

    Knock knock.

  97. 105
    My friend Riley said:

    hi santa i wrote to you half an hour ago how are you feeling? can you pleaes give me a hint what i might get?

    love Riley…..

  98. 104
    My friend FRANKLIN BROWNING said:

    DEAR SANTA CLAUSE MY NAME IS FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL PLEASE MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE

  99. 103
    My friend jess said:

    its very close to christmas now im very exited

  100. 102
    My friend sian and sammijo said:

    why did the elf cross the road?

    to get to the slei befor santa to hide and come with him

  101. 101
    My friend jaycee shepherd said:

    knock knock
    whos there
    wee
    wee who
    dont cry its only a joke

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