Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Elf jokes! Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  HoHoHo!

They love to make up elf jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these elf jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

HoHoHo!

Did you think those elf jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my emailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  is just ONE WEEK away!

225 special messages for Santa about “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

  1. What do you call a Santa made of candy that walks with a cane “a Santa candy cane” ffffuuuunnnnyyyy

  2. hey santa are your elves very silly. Is they an elf called clumsy because i am to. Do u like the cookies santa or the mince pies just say yes or no.

  3. what do you get when you cross between a snowman and a vampire? frostbites ahahahhaaha

  4. i think those elfs are silly but they make up really funny christmas jokes!lol
    sincerley
    isabel

  5. blah blah blah my jokes are awsome love you guys the reighdeers and elfs and importantly u santa

  6. You just got an e-mail from me so me and my sister went on your blog it is really cool thank you again

    rley

  7. hey santa
    this yaer i have been a great gril so but me on the good list please when will i get the elf christopher for christmas i would really like a laptop hope you have the best christmas and youlike my cookies i will leave out for you
    love your best friend paige

  8. Knock, Knock!
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf me get ready for Santa!
    Ha, Ha, Ha!!!

    Hope you liked my joke Santa!

    Love, Cassandra.

  9. why did the elf ask a tree to crose the rode cause hes a elf helper i know its not silly but i couldnt think of another joke i know it sounds weird ok bye

  10. i like all your jokes should i say a joke what does elfs learn at school? Elphabet get it like your jokes better than mine

  11. i love u santa claus you are the best at dropping of gifts for all the good little boys and girls

  12. i think the jokes are funny. i have a funny Xmas joke too: what do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
    don’t know what u call it?
    anything u want it can’t hear you anyway!

  13. knock knock

    who there cow

    cow who
    don’t you remember me you the one who drunk from me

  14. oh santa they where very funny jokes im probly going to be saying those to somone to help me wrap the present for you that im going to leave by the chimmney

    christmas wishes

    conor x x x x x x x x

  15. what did the gingerbread say to the other gingerbread. does these gumdrops make me look fat.

  16. dear santa i would like a lg cookie mobile please santa i would adoor that love marykate

  17. there was santa,mrs claus and a elf in a hot air balloon and they started to go down so they drop something out so santa droped a ten pence piece mrs claus droped a ten pence piece BUT the elf droped a bomb and aventally they got to the ground as santa was walking home he saw a boy cring and said why so sad little boy and he said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my dad on the head and now he is died BUT while Mrs.claus was was walking home he saw a girl cring and said why so sad little girl and she said a ten.p. droped from the sky hit my mum on the head and now she is died BUT while the elf was walking home he saw a boy laughing and said why so funny little boy and he said i farted an my house blew up!!!! ho ho ho ho ho ho

  18. hey santa i am so glad i got to write to you i found this wevsite from a anouther web sit where i got to write to you, you told me i could visit you blog please writhe back

    love
    anna

  19. dear santa i am going to tell you a joke

    why do you have a red nose

    because you have been with rodof to long. from rachel sandilands livingston.

  20. i asked my friend why his nose was all red and puffy he said he stop to smell a brose i said there’s ne b in rose he said there was in that one! funny? from webkinz write bsck if funny Carter

  21. Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Santa
    Santa who
    Santa said you better give my choclate chip cookies!Ho Ho Ho!

  22. knock, knock,
    who’s there,
    santa,
    santa who,
    santa don’t say ”who” he says ”ho”

  23. Knock Knock
    Who’s There
    Doctor
    Doctor who
    How did you know my name?! :):)

    (P.s I know I is nothing to do with Christmas but I just thought it was funny!)

  24. These jokes are funny just the way they all link up together.I never thought I could laugh so much in my life! :)

  25. I love jokes heres one.

    knock knock,

    whos there,

    docter

    docter who

    you just said it

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  26. I Thought They Were Very Funny And Clever, I Told Them To My Family And Everyone Laughed! You Should Keep Posting More Jokes!! :)!!

  27. santa and everybody in the north pole knock knock whos there alejandra alejandra who alejandra ramirez get it because my first name is alejandra and my last name is ramirez

  28. DEAR SANTA CLAUS IAM 9 YEARS OLD AND I LIKE REINDEERS AND I LOVE CHRISTMAS ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC IWAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE YOUR FRIEND FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING

  29. knoke knoke
    how is there
    charlie
    charlie how
    charlie how is looking foured to chrismas

  30. hi santa i wrote to you half an hour ago how are you feeling? can you pleaes give me a hint what i might get?

    love Riley…..

  31. DEAR SANTA CLAUSE MY NAME IS FRANKLIN JOE BROWNING MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL PLEASE MAKE A STOP AT MY HOUSE

  32. why did the elf cross the road?

    to get to the slei befor santa to hide and come with him

  33. Knock Knock
    who.s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    open the door and ill tell you

  34. Hey Santa why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

    He was afraid that he would get a hole in one get it hole in one HA HA HA HA

  35. Nock nock
    hows there?
    snow man
    snow man how
    snow man is geting ready for the big day

  36. Santa Claus,Sorry
    but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
    But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
    Jenna anne Yarbrough

  37. Knock,Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf’s a bit cold out here can you let me in.

  38. Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!!HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

  39. Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOOOOO FUNNY

  40. knock knock
    who’s there
    holly
    holly who
    holly up or else Santa is going to tie you down.

  41. knock, knock.who’s there?.will. will who?will do you whant slushie on your head!

  42. why did the red rooster cross the road- because he whanted to go to red rooster.

  43. Hi, Santa how are you?
    I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!

    Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!

  44. i kno theres like 252 days left til christmas but i just wanna wish every one a merry christmas. and by the way i love every ones jokes

  45. santa what a nice pearson you are i am trying to be my best tell the elves i said hi tell mrs clause i said hi to and have a nice easter

  46. Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Reindeer
    Reindeer who?
    Reindeer you better hurry up or we’ll be late. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    P.S. wasn’t that funny?????????

  47. What did the elf say while sniffin’ the Christmas cake!!!huh huh???

    Merry Sniffmas ha ha!!!!:P

  48. a man went to town on monday and he stayes in town for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it

    his horses name was friday

    (joke.)

  49. i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.

  50. santer is the best
    all in the house opening presents
    nauty children do not get presents
    tiny elfs
    everyone is happy
    running down stairs for presents

  51. Dear Santa
    I love…..
    the elves
    silly Jokes.
    knock knock xxxxxxxxx
    who’s there
    snail
    snail who
    snail who
    can’t see
    love rhianna

  52. knock,knock.
    who’s there?
    rudolph!
    rudolph who?
    rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it,you would say it even glows!

  53. ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)

  54. How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
    Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

  55. santa, what did the snowman say to his son after the snowball fight?

    i don’t snow!

  56. Here is a really funny joke.

    knock knock,
    who’s there?
    crybaby,
    crybaby who?
    don’t crybaby,mommy’s here.

  57. Santa your Christmas jokes are so funny
    I wish I can come up to theNorth Pole and visit you.

  58. Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
    I got a joke…
    knock knock
    whos there?
    boo
    boo who?
    Awww dont cry.. :'[
    Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!

    Newayzzz merry crimbo 2 u all 😛

    Amy x

  59. To Santa and every one else! Your jokes are very funny especially the knok knok ones.

    Happy Christmas and a Happy New year!

    Love Lauren xxx

  60. KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    ORANGE
    ORANGE WHO
    ORANGE YOU GALD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN

  61. Don’t joke about elf’s. They maybe short but they have such a huge part and role in Christmas.

  62. My dad loves those jokes! They are silly and funny. What do you call a polar bear in a rainforest? Lost!

  63. Knock Knock
    Whos there
    old lady
    old lady who
    I didn’t know you could yoldel so good

  64. They were very funny []my friend is trying to make me laugh and is succseding. Okey now. she is just enoying seriosly.Now she has got the hicups and a cough but mostley the hicups

  65. Santa. Thank you for every present i get each and every christmas. I’ll bet this is going to be the best one like it always is! Merry Christmas!

  66. Santa what did the boy do when he wanted to see time fly? He through a clock out the window!

  67. I told these jokes to my sister, now she is ready to explode!!!! (She hates “Knock Knock” jokes)!!!

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