Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus on December 17th, 2009

Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  HoHoHo!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

HoHoHo!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!


 
 

225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 225
    My friend BAILEY said:

    i love jokes tell the elf they are so funny i love your jokes elfs

  2. 224
    My friend angie said:

    Knock Knock
    Who’S There
    Santa
    Santa Who Santa Wont Come If Your Are Awake

  3. 223
    My friend Saranamir said:

    What do you call a Santa made of candy that walks with a cane “a Santa candy cane” ffffuuuunnnnyyyy

  4. 222
    My friend shunderryl said:

    funnnnyyyyyyyyy

  5. 221
    My friend Riley said:

    hgghhg

  6. 220
    My friend Summer said:

    Those silly elfs!!

  7. 219
    My friend riley said:

    yougiserock

  8. 218
    My friend emily said:

    what do you call old candy that walks with a cane a candy cane

  9. 217
    My friend tiffany said:

    hey santa are your elves very silly. Is they an elf called clumsy because i am to. Do u like the cookies santa or the mince pies just say yes or no.

  10. 216
    My friend alexa said:

    i hope you have a great christmas!

  11.  

  12. 215
    My friend chelsey saishas sister said:

    what do you get when you cross between a snowman and a vampire? frostbites ahahahhaaha

  13. 214
    My friend Isabel said:

    i think those elfs are silly but they make up really funny christmas jokes!lol
    sincerley
    isabel

  14. 213
    My friend kate said:

    what do elves learn at school
    the elfabet

  15. 212
    My friend grumpythe elf jake wiliams friend said:

    knock knock
    whos there
    merry
    merry who
    merry christms

  16. 211
    My friend carilyn said:

    blah blah blah my jokes are awsome love you guys the reighdeers and elfs and importantly u santa

  17. 210
    My friend evan said:

    why could Rudolph not eat at the adult table? because he was being rude

  18. 209
    My friend Sydney said:

    Knock
    knock
    who’s there?
    boo
    boo who?
    don’t cry it’s just a joke

  19. 208
    My friend peter said:

    hi santa am i on the good list text back soon by peter

  20. 207
    My friend danni said:

    knock knock whos there elf elf who elf you dont come down now ill tell santa

  21. 206
    My friend olivia said:

    knockknock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus of corse

  22. 205
    My friend allyson said:

    when does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

    in the dictionary!

  23. 204
    My friend casey said:

    knock,knock who’s there
    santa
    santa who?
    santa’s workshop needs a repair.

  24. 203
    My friend Tommy said:

    Jolly me up with jolly old santa

  25. 202
    My friend brianna said:

    knok knok whoes there kyle kyle how kyle me who me me kyle

  26. 201
    My friend Domenic said:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    apple
    apple who?
    apple i just said apple socks

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