Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus on December 17th, 2009

Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  HoHoHo!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

HoHoHo!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!


 
 

225 Responses to “Silly Christmas Elf Jokes”

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  1. 100
    My friend emma said:

    where do snowmen put there money? in a snowbank

  2. 99
    My friend Alex said:

    What do reindeers play when not busy?
    They7 play a sleigh station.

  3. 98
    My friend Yaw Kodua said:

    I love jokes they are really funny

  4. 97
    My friend shannon said:

    Knock Knock
    who.s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    knock knock
    who,s there
    open the door and ill tell you

  5. 96
    My friend sarah said:

    knock knock whoes there santa santa who santa claus is here

  6. 95
    My friend Ilda said:

    haha those are the funny chokes i ever heard i like those chokes!!!

  7. 94
    My friend Lachlan said:

    Hey Santa why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

    He was afraid that he would get a hole in one get it hole in one HA HA HA HA

  8. 93
    My friend Imogen said:

    Nock nock
    hows there?
    snow man
    snow man how
    snow man is geting ready for the big day

  9. 92
    My friend Emma said:

    How do you pull a snakes leg
    You can”t they do not haqve any

  10. 91
    My friend Jenna said:

    Santa Claus,Sorry
    but i do not have a Christmas joke:(
    But Santa Claus why I am sitting here Let me ask you something:I would love you if you made a huge list of jokes through the mail!Wishes,
    Jenna anne Yarbrough

  11.  

  12. 90
    My friend Matthew said:

    Knock,Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Elf.
    Elf who?
    Elf’s a bit cold out here can you let me in.

  13. 89
    My friend Ramsey said:

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!!HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOO FUNNY

  14. 88
    My friend Ramsey said:

    Q:WHAT DID THE ELF SAY WHILE SNIFFING THE CHRISTMAS CAKE???
    A: MERRY SNIFF-MAS!!! HAHAHA HAHAHAHA SOOOOO FUNNY

  15. 87
    My friend natasha said:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    holly
    holly who
    holly up or else Santa is going to tie you down.

  16. 86
    My friend charlize said:

    knock, knock.who’s there?.will. will who?will do you whant slushie on your head!

  17. 85
    My friend charlize said:

    why did the red rooster cross the road- because he whanted to go to red rooster.

  18. 84
    My friend Lara said:

    Knock Knock

    Whos there?

    Christmas

    Christmas who?

    Its christmas day

  19. 83
    My friend Lara said:

    Hi, Santa how are you?
    I just wanted to say I would really love to help you on christmas eve!

    Im 7 June the 1st is when im 8 I get really bored trying to get to sleep on christmas eve so I thought I would help you on the night when you please come please I would love to go in your sleigh and help you EVERY christmas I have a christmas key as well but please i would love to help and i could even be a elf!

  20. 82
    My friend Alexis said:

    i kno theres like 252 days left til christmas but i just wanna wish every one a merry christmas. and by the way i love every ones jokes

  21. 81
    My friend Alexis said:

    knock knock
    whos there
    isam
    isam who
    there isam an at the door

  22. 80
    My friend deja said:

    santa what a nice pearson you are i am trying to be my best tell the elves i said hi tell mrs clause i said hi to and have a nice easter

  23. 79
    My friend Anonymous said:

    you are funny elfs

  24. 78
    My friend Emily & Eliazar said:

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Reindeer
    Reindeer who?
    Reindeer you better hurry up or we’ll be late. Ha! Ha! Ha!

    P.S. wasn’t that funny?????????

  25. 77
    My friend Ramsey said:

    What did the elf say while sniffin’ the Christmas cake!!!huh huh???

    Merry Sniffmas ha ha!!!!:P

  26. 76
    My friend Matthew said:

    Knock, Knock.
    Who is it?
    Elfy.
    Elfy who?
    Elfy wrap me in this Christmas Gift!

  27. 75
    My friend leila said:

    what happens when u cross an elephant
    and a bird

    a birdaphant

  28. 74
    My friend KEYHLEB said:

    REALLY FUNNY

  29. 73
    My friend jasmine said:

    a man went to town on monday and he stayes in town for 3 days and leaves on friday how did he do it

    his horses name was friday

    (joke.)

  30. 72
    My friend jura said:

    i LOVE your blog oh and rember me its jura who was sending you all those emals the blog was graet! thank you santa for all the graet gifts i LOVE them i better go its almost my bed time nice to have a little chate with you bye.

  31. 71
    My friend rebecca forbes said:

    santer is the best
    all in the house opening presents
    nauty children do not get presents
    tiny elfs
    everyone is happy
    running down stairs for presents

  32. 70
    My friend rebecca forbes said:

    knock knock
    who’s there
    dockter
    who
    you just said it

  33. 69
    My friend m said:

    knock knock
    whos there
    justin
    justin who

    justin the carpark

  34. 68
    My friend jordan said:

    that i rill coll that you can emale when you are flying

  35. 67
    My friend James said:

    why did the elf cross the road?

    because he is an elf

  36. 66
    My friend zoya said:

    knock knock?
    whos there?
    me
    me who?
    you are looking at me

  37. 65
    My friend rhianna said:

    Dear Santa
    I love…..
    the elves
    silly Jokes.
    knock knock xxxxxxxxx
    who’s there
    snail
    snail who
    snail who
    can’t see
    love rhianna

  38. 64
    My friend mytam said:

    knock,knock.
    who’s there?
    rudolph!
    rudolph who?
    rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw it,you would say it even glows!

  39. 63
    My friend Reghan said:

    knock knock whos there furry furry who furry up

  40. 62
    My friend katie said:

    ya well um………………….i kinda think that you need to work a little harder at making the jokes funnier but i like them anyways cuz they’re fun for me and little children that love Santa, too and believe that hes cool and awesome and believes in him and everything like that!! LoLZ kalie:)

  41. 61
    My friend cherish said:

    How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
    Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

  42. 60
    My friend Elena said:

    Knock,Knock

  43. 59
    My friend hannah said:

    santa, what did the snowman say to his son after the snowball fight?

    i don’t snow!

  44. 58
    My friend hannah said:

    hehehe i love chrsitmas jokes, those elves made me laugh!

  45. 57
    My friend oscar said:

    jack plase is don’t sy back

  46. 56
    My friend Chloe said:

    Here is a really funny joke.

    knock knock,
    who’s there?
    crybaby,
    crybaby who?
    don’t crybaby,mommy’s here.

  47. 55
    My friend meghan said:

    why did the chiken cross the road? There was nothing better to do

  48. 54
    My friend greg stark said:

    Santa your Christmas jokes are so funny
    I wish I can come up to theNorth Pole and visit you.

  49. 53
    My friend Sofia said:

    ha ha the eleves are SO funny!!:) Santa please writeback!

  50. 52
    My friend zahira said:

    jokes for me

  51. 51
    My friend Rosalinda said:

    What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards!!

  52. 50
    My friend :) said:

    Knock knock

  53. 49
    My friend Faye said:

    HIyaa santtaaa how r u ?

  54. 48
    My friend emily said:

    they are awesome

  55. 47
    My friend Amy said:

    Woww… they were about to explode with cheesyness ;P Oh well, they were kinda funny (i said kinda >:[)
    I got a joke…
    knock knock
    whos there?
    boo
    boo who?
    Awww dont cry.. :’[
    Haaa lol like the oldest 1 in the book but i couldnt think of another 1 so ur just gna have to settle for that 1 lol!

    Newayzzz merry crimbo 2 u all :P

    Amy x

  56. 46
    My friend dakota said:

    knock knock who there money money who money is wealthy

  57. 45
    My friend Lauren said:

    To Santa and every one else! Your jokes are very funny especially the knok knok ones.

    Happy Christmas and a Happy New year!

    Love Lauren xxx

  58. 44
    My friend maddie said:

    whar do the pireits go to eat

    well aaarrrrbes

  59. 43
    My friend Danielle said:

    What is a painting on a wall that tells a Christmas story?

    a moral!!!!!!!!!!

  60. 42
    My friend wiktoria said:

    knock knock
    whos there
    santa
    santa who
    santa claus

  61. 41
    My friend alexia said:

    Knock Knock
    Who”s there
    Santa
    santa who
    Santa with all kind of presents

  62. 40
    My friend Oliver said:

    What do you call santa clapping? Santapplause

  63. 39
    My friend philip said:

    What do you if you cross a snowman and a mean dog ?

    Frost bite

  64. 38
    My friend josiah said:

    knock knock whos there mississippi mississsippi who mississippi river

  65. 37
    My friend maddy said:

    whats shoes with no laces.

    awnser:vellcrow

  66. 36
    My friend TARA said:

    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    BANANA
    BANANA WHO
    KNOCK KNOCK
    WHO’S THERE
    ORANGE
    ORANGE WHO
    ORANGE YOU GALD I DIDN’T SAY BANANA AGAIN

  67. 35
    My friend emily said:

    the snow joke is the sillyest ho ho ho

  68. 34
    My friend JAKE said:

    THEY WERE SO SILLY MILLY MY SISTER DIDHT GET IT

  69. 33
    My friend Anonymous said:

    ha ha very funny !

  70. 32
    My friend johnny said:

    knock,knock who’s ther lettuce,lettuce who lettuce in its cold out side

  71. 31
    My friend Genevieve said:

    What do you call an Astronaut when he is being weird?

    Answer: An astro-nut

  72. 30
    My friend Megan said:

    you shod name your baby Megan!

  73. 29
    My friend Kylie said:

    Those are funny jokes.. how do the make them up??

  74. 28
    My friend paxton said:

    Why did Santa cross the road? to get to the other roof

  75. 27
    My friend Jorge said:

    Don’t joke about elf’s. They maybe short but they have such a huge part and role in Christmas.

  76. 26
    My friend Anabel said:

    What do you get when you eat to many sweets at christmas?

    *Tinsolitos*

  77. 25
    My friend Anonymous said:

    knock knock whos there howerd howerd who howered i know

  78. 24
    My friend lanie said:

    santa come pick me up

  79. 23
    My friend Poppy said:

    My dad loves those jokes! They are silly and funny. What do you call a polar bear in a rainforest? Lost!

  80. 22
    My friend Aimee said:

    knock knock

    whos there

    get up

    get up who?

    time to get up its morning

  81. 21
    My friend Courtney said:

    Knock Knock
    Whos there
    old lady
    old lady who
    I didn’t know you could yoldel so good

  82. 20
    My friend lauren said:

    when i told my sisters them they started cracking up!! ha ha ha ha ha

  83. 19
    My friend Helia said:

    Santa say thank you to Snowflake the elf for sending me the letter.

    Love Helia

  84. 18
    My friend Skyler said:

    knock knock, whose there? Christmas, Christmas who? Christmas Tree

  85. 17
    My friend Ellie said:

    i love the elf jokes thankyou to the people who put them on.

    love from

    Ellie
    xxx

  86. 16
    My friend alex said:

    They were very funny []my friend is trying to make me laugh and is succseding. Okey now. she is just enoying seriosly.Now she has got the hicups and a cough but mostley the hicups

  87. 15
    My friend Evey said:

    ER very funny I guess!

  88. 14
    My friend chikku said:

    santa,this elf is very silly

  89. 13
    My friend ava said:

    i told my cousin the exploaded she thought it was so funny

  90. 12
    My friend coen said:

    i don’t get it

  91. 11
    My friend Abhiand Giri said:

    Silly comments are really silly……!

  92. 10
    My friend megs said:

    they were cheesy

  93. 9
    My friend kristian said:

    they were funny and cool but weird

  94. 8
    My friend katlyn said:

    haha haha haha haha hha

  95. 7
    My friend Cameron said:

    Santa. Thank you for every present i get each and every christmas. I’ll bet this is going to be the best one like it always is! Merry Christmas!

  96. 6
    My friend Cameron said:

    Santa what did the boy do when he wanted to see time fly? He through a clock out the window!

  97. 5
    My friend xavier said:

    im 8 and havelots of friends and play video games.

  98. 4
    My friend taylor said:

    santa this is my present today you are this is the best present.

  99. 3
    My friend Kaylie said:

    I told these jokes to my sister, now she is ready to explode!!!! (She hates “Knock Knock” jokes)!!!

  100. 2
    My friend Jack said:

    knock knock,
    who’s there
    mikey
    mikey who
    mikey is stuck in the lock

  101. 1
    My friend sophie said:

    knock knock wous there tish tish wou bless you

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