Oh no! I am not ready yet! Where are my warm red Santa undies? Where is my red Santa suit? Why are my warm red Santa undies and my red Santa suit hanging in a Christmas tree?
And why did someone put my sleigh in my bathroom?
Oh, those silly elves! I think they played a trick on me again.
Christmas Eve is not tonight.
But Christmas Eve is just one month away tonight! That is just 30 sleeps!
Just one month from tonight the reindeer and I will be flying to your house to bring presents! One month is not long at all. I do not know if I can wait that long. Can you?
Should I tell you what you might be getting for Christmas this year? Well, this Christmas I think you will be getting…
Oh, sorry. The elves say I can not tell you yet. I guess we will have to wait until Christmas morning now! Ho! Ho! Ho!
That is ok. I like surprises. They are fun. Even if they are silly surprises like thinking today was Christmas Eve!
Merry Christmas Eve! (well, sort of )
P.S. Do you like Christmas surprises? Has anyone ever put your red Santa undies in a Christmas tree? (You can leave a message for me by clicking here. Or, scroll down to see what other people wrote!)