Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa Claus?” I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”. “How old is Santa Claus?”. “What age is Santa Claus?”. Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”.
I laugh when I hear them whisper. After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am. Can I tell you a secret? I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus. But don’t tell anyone. Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is. So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers. And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”
I guess I better keep my whiskers. Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!
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