Silly Christmas Elf Jokes

Posted by Santa Claus - December 17th, 2009


Did you know elves are silly?   How silly are they?  Well, they are sooo silly…

They love to sing and dance when they make toys.  Of course, they only sing Christmas “Wrap” music.  Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

They love to make up jokes when they make toys, too.  I heard them telling these jokes this morning:

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Elf.
Elf who?
Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Holly.
Holly who?
Holly up already and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow time to be playing games! Yule be sorry if you don’t Holly up and Elf me wrap this present for Santa!

Ho!  Ho!  Ho!

Did you think those jokes were silly?  If you thought they were funny, I put many more silly Christmas jokes on my www.EmailSanta.com website.

Merry Christmas!

Santa Claus

P.S.  Do you think elves make silly Christmas jokes?  Do you know any Christmas jokes?  (You can leave a joke for me.  Or, scroll down to see what silly things others have written!)

P.P.S.  Christmas Eve is just ONE WEEK away!

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    sophie said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 10:09 am

    knock knock wous there tish tish wou bless you

     
     
  2. 2
    Jack said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    knock knock,
    who’s there
    mikey
    mikey who
    mikey is stuck in the lock

     
     
  3. 3
    Kaylie said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    I told these jokes to my sister, now she is ready to explode!!!! (She hates “Knock Knock” jokes)!!!

     
     
  4. 4
    taylor said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    santa this is my present today you are this is the best present.

     
     
  5. 5
    xavier said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    im 8 and havelots of friends and play video games.

     
     

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  6. 6
    Cameron said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Santa what did the boy do when he wanted to see time fly? He through a clock out the window!

     
     
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    Cameron said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Santa. Thank you for every present i get each and every christmas. I’ll bet this is going to be the best one like it always is! Merry Christmas!

     
     
  8. 8
    katlyn said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    haha haha haha haha hha

     
     
  9. 9
    kristian said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    they were funny and cool but weird

     
     
  10. 10
    megs said to Santa Claus:
    December 17th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    they were cheesy

     
     

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