Santa Clause, Santa Claus, Santa Clause 3?
I told you about Donder, oops, I mean Donner, changing his name. But, did you know people are changing my name?
I have many names around the world. Some people call me Santa Claus. Some call me Saint Nicholas. Some call me Father Christmas or Père Noël. Some even call me Kris Kringle. And those are just a few of my many names!
But then there were those funny Disney movies. First, there was “The Santa Clause”. So, a few people thought I had changed my name to Clause, with an “E”, from Claus. My elf lawyers got all befuddled.
Then, there was “The Santa Clause 2: The Mrs. Clause”. Oh, my. People thought I had a new wife called Mrs. Clause (with an “E”)! My lovely real wife, Mrs. Claus, and her elf lawyers got all befuddled!
And then there was “The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause”. That is when I got all befuddled! So with my pen, a silly poem I muddled!
Would it give you pause,
If I was Santa Clause?
Would sleigh bells still jingle,
If I was ol’ Cris Cringle?
Would it be a sad trick,
If I was not Saint Nick?
And if I had paws,
Would I be Santa Claws?
But until the North Pole thaws,
I hope people call me,
Good old Santa Claus!
Yes, I wish people would call me Santa CLAUS. After all, calling me “Clause” gets the elf lawyers all befuddled. And there is nothing worse than a fuddled elf lawyer!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. Do you think I should change my name to Santa Clause? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
November 7th, 2008 at 4:11 am
dont worry santa claus i will always call you santa claus
November 7th, 2008 at 4:14 am
dont worry santa i will always call you santa clause ha ha ha only jokeing
SANTA CLAUS
p.s bring me lots of presents
please
November 7th, 2008 at 10:34 am
you should change you’re name to the clausinator
November 7th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
i think u should kepp your name !
November 7th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I am gonna call you santa clause!
JUST KIDDING!!!! i will ALWAYS call you santa claus!
P.S.Bring me LOTS of presents!! Merry christmas! love, shane wilson
November 7th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
I think you should keep your name. I like the name Santa Claus!! I think it means “Happy days” . Please dont change your name to santa clause !!!! Please!!
p.s this is Jordan
November 7th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
i will always call you Santa Claus
November 7th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Santa Claus, this year for christmas my mom and dad is putting my through driver ed. so i’m not getting anything from her. Waht should i do for my mom and my dad. Athey do so much for me and i don’t know what to do.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
santa clause you see everything don’t you. well do you know justin shreiber.
November 8th, 2008 at 3:37 am
I think you should keep your name as Santa Claus because I Love It
xxx