Santa Claus’ Waterslide Adventure
Did I ever tell you that I tried to go down a waterslide? Yes, I know you are thinking, “Santa Claus in a waterslide?”. Well, its true!
It was a few sleeps before Christmas, just before you were born. As you know, I eat lots and lots of food before Christmas Eve. That way, I have lots of energy stored up for my big trip. I guess I’m like a big, jolly bear in a red suit getting ready for winter!
Anyway, here’s my silly story…
I was quite plump and round,
a right jolly old elf.
When someone suggested,
we all head down South.
The elves were so silly.
They were having great fun.
They were sliding and sloshing,
having fun in the sun.
Well, then ‘twas my turn,
to go down the big slide.
What an adventure,
A wet, soggy ride!
I took a big turn,
and the water went “whoosh”.
And I got a big wedgie,
from my red bathing suit.
But what happened next,
was the worst thing of all.
I got stuck in the tube,
just before the last fall!
The elves thought it was funny,
they thought it was stunning.
Those silly old elves,
down the slide they kept coming.
Down the slide they kept coming,
and behind me get stuck,
‘Till we were stuck all together,
like quack on a duck!
Then an elf had an idea,
a great one at that.
We’d call the North Pole,
from the phone in my hat.
On Comet! On Cupid! On Donner! On Blitzen!
We were in trouble!
This problem needs fixing!
The reindeer all pulled,
as hard as they might.
But we were stuck in there good.
We were stuck in there tight!
And then another bright elf,
a young fellow named Unger,
Thought what we needed,
was a big Santa plunger!
So they got a big plunger,
and stuck it on me.
And that’s when the stuck elves,
decided to go… “Whee!”
Was it the plunger, the reindeer or maybe the “Whee!”?
Whatever it was,
I was out. I was free!
And that’s why it is to this very fine day,
When elves ask about waterslides, I say,
“No Thank You, No way!”
Good thing I don’t write poetry (or go down waterslides) for a living! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. What other silly things do you think Santa Claus, the elves and reindeer have done? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
November 15th, 2008 at 12:39 am
i love you santa and the people at the north pole i still remember you phoned me two years ago and i though it was my dad it was really scary because i was shouting at my dad as i said because i though it was him all my friends have being talking about you and i cant wait for xmas that is the best time of the year because you get presents from santa and i would like to see you santa.
November 15th, 2008 at 1:26 am
a great adventure
November 15th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Did you ever help to wrap the presents, trip over an elf and then fall onto the present wrapping conveyor belt and get wrapped up yourself?
That would be very silly.
I think it would be funny if Santa and the elves had a contest to see who could make the silliest of faces!
November 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
hay thats funny santa claus i miss tolking to you santa claus can i tolk whith you pleaes.
November 15th, 2008 at 9:37 am
hi santa i still remember you and thank you for that wii you gave me!
November 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am
You really can deliver presants to every one in the world in one night!!
November 15th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Tubbytoast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aidan
November 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
i want the same thing i sent u before so yah see yah
November 15th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
that water slide sounds fun!
November 15th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
to santa clause i never go down the flooms at leisure world because I think it is too scarey going down and have you ever been down the flooms love from heidixxxxxxx