How Old Is Santa Claus?
Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa Claus?” I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”. “How old is Santa Claus?”. “What age is Santa Claus?”. Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”.
I laugh when I hear them whisper. After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am. Can I tell you a secret? I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus. But don’t tell anyone. Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is. So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers. And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”
I guess I better keep my whiskers. Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. How old do you think I am? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Santa, I think you are either 65 or 70 because Mrs. Claus is probably 63 or so..
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Santa,you still looking great.I bet you have lost a lot of weight.If you would not have that berd you would look like a 45years old.
P.S. Do NOT take off the beard it makes you look COOL.
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:29 pm
can u bring me lots of toys? thanks
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
maybe about 100,000
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
maybe 155,000
November 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
70 years old
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:21 pm
hi I go to school I am in grade 2 I have a cat and am 7 and I have a friend called teagan she is 7 to I have a sister and 2 brothers and I love you to bits bye.
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 am
Santa must be about 5001 (because that ’s about how long people have been living on the earth)!! xx00xx00
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Dear Santa
i have no clue how old you are?
but i know one thying is for sure, your going to live for ever and ever, because who is going to deliver the presents if you go and who would run your factory?
do you have any girl Rehindeer do they have any babys?how is Rodolph how is that shining nose of his i hope it is still shining as bright as the sun. and please look after dad while he takes his jorney back home to Christchurch.
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:16 am
megan thinks santa is 66 and dylan thinks santa is 51 xx