How Old Is Santa Claus?
Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa Claus?” I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”. “How old is Santa Claus?”. “What age is Santa Claus?”. Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”.
I laugh when I hear them whisper. After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am. Can I tell you a secret? I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus. But don’t tell anyone. Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is. So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers. And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”
I guess I better keep my whiskers. Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. How old do you think I am? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
November 11th, 2008 at 4:50 am
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November 11th, 2008 at 5:39 am
i do not know how old you are but i think you are 178 years old even though it does not mater how old you are it maters that you can get to everybodys house in the world thats REALLY good and i heard that my brother called you and is that true? well i got to go my brother is playing my game when i told him not to so by for now P.S please tell me how old you are k.
November 11th, 2008 at 6:37 am
I thing you 60 love laney
November 11th, 2008 at 6:37 am
I thing you 60 love laney
November 11th, 2008 at 7:16 am
santa i think yu are as old as you want to be… yuo are as yung and as old as you feel
November 11th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Santa are you in your 90’s?
November 11th, 2008 at 7:55 am
i think you are 100 years old because my grandparents got gifts from tyou when they were my age so i was a long time ago well merry christmas and have you got my Grand theft auto4 and xbox ,and expeshily my GO CART yet!! xoxoxoxoxoxo
November 11th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Santa I think you are about as old as you think you are…or45
November 11th, 2008 at 8:23 am
I am not trying to be mean but i think you are 2008 because Christmas was started when Jesus was born & he started in the year 1 and it is now 2008
November 11th, 2008 at 9:21 am
i think you are 1,600 years old