How Old Is Santa Claus?
Many of my friends ask me, “How old are you Santa Claus?” I also hear people whisper, “Is Santa Claus old?”. “How old is Santa Claus?”. “What age is Santa Claus?”. Or, “When was Santa’s birthday?”.
I laugh when I hear them whisper. After all, I may be very old, but I do have very good hearing! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Yes, everyone wants to know how old I am. Can I tell you a secret? I am just a wee bit older than Mrs. Claus. But don’t tell anyone. Mrs. Claus doesn’t like people to know how old she is. So, I tell people “I am a wee bit older than my whiskers. And that is all Mrs. Claus will let me say!”
I guess I better keep my whiskers. Otherwise, I won’t be able to say that any more! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sometimes, to keep people guessing, I also say I am as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth!
Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus
P.S. How old do you think I am? (Scroll down to leave your message for me or to see what others have written!)
November 8th, 2008 at 2:39 am
15000000000
November 8th, 2008 at 2:45 am
santa clause i really want to see you to thank you for all my presents well thankyou for my presents can i call you saint Nicolos?
November 8th, 2008 at 3:32 am
I tjink you are 90 years old because you have been alive for long
November 8th, 2008 at 3:59 am
i think santa is about in his sixties
November 8th, 2008 at 4:05 am
to santa i would think you are 150 because you live for ever xxx
November 8th, 2008 at 4:10 am
Santa, I don’t know how old you are, but
even if you are quite old, it’s still so magical that you can get around EVERYWHERE on the night of Christmas Eve!
You might not be able to tell me but, how do you do it?
November 8th, 2008 at 5:31 am
17493968577
November 8th, 2008 at 5:38 am
are you going to be my best friend because my friends got me in trouble and they are not my friends i dont know why♥♥♥
November 8th, 2008 at 6:01 am
to santa i think you are like 20 maybe 30
November 8th, 2008 at 6:17 am
i think your 1million years old