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Where is Santa Claus right now?
Santa Claus is at the Nawdy N' Nice Elf Detective Agency right now.
He is watching to see who is being naughty in and who is being nice!
Oh, Oh! The Naughty Alarm just went off! Someone who lives in was being naughty!
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A Grumpy Old Elf answers your questions about tracking Santa Claus:
- Where is Santa?Oh sure, make a grumpy elf look for you. You didn't see where Santa was on that map right above me? Yes, that one -- right there! The one that says Santa Claus is at the North Pole. See, now you made a grumpy elf even grumpier!
- Where is Santa Claus now on a map?Oh, you are so silly! Santa isn't on a map. He's standing on the floor at the North Pole! He's at the Nawdy N' Nice Elf Detective Agency! He's going to think it was so funny you thought he was standing on a map! Oh, I almost smiled -- I can't do that. See what you almost made me do! No, no! I'm a Grumpy Elf!
- I want to find Santa ClausDo you mean like Finding Nemo? I'd tell you Santa is at the North Pole, but now I'm wondering if Bruce the Shark has ever been to the North Pole!
- What is the address for Santa Claus right now?Well, let's see. Right now, he's at the North Pole. Mind you, he does move around a lot. But, yes, I think his address is always "The North Pole"!
- I want to find Santa Claus.Why did you lose him!?! Flying fruitcakes! For a grumpy old elf I "sleigh" me! Oh, I did it again! I'd tell you Santa is at the North Pole, but now I'm laughing too hard!
- Where's Santa Claus?Ooh! Ooh! Is this like one of those "Where's Waldo" or "Where's Wally" games? I might be a grumpy elf but I still like to play games!
- Where is Father Christmas right now?Well right now Father Christmas is next to a... no, he moved. Wait, now he's beside a... moved again! And then he... Ahh! I can't tell you where Father Christmas is right now if he won't stop moving!
- What about the NORAD Santa Tracker?Why doesn't NORAD ever want to track me? Is it because I'm so grumpy!? I'm just glad they don't track Santa every minute of every day of the year! Now THAT could be embarassing!
- What about track Santa NASA?No, No, No! It's Santa CLAUS! Not Santa NASA! Now you've made me so grumpy I think I'm just going to leave and visit with Santa where he is now, at the North Pole.