~ Email Santa ~
reindeer made up a whole bunch of jokes about the elves. (Hey,
the elves started this contest! *grin*) Here's the ones
the elves laughed at the hardest!
What kind of music do elves like best?
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?
What kind of money do elves use?
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
How long should an elf's legs be?
What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer?
Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace?
What's the first thing elves learn in school?
Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars?
Who lives at the North Pole, makes toys and rides around in a pumpkin?
One elf said to another elf, "We had Grandma for Christmas dinner".
Why do elves scratch themselves?
How do elves greet each other?
Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in?
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
What do they call a wild elf in Texas?
Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
What's another name for Santa's helpers?
Where do you find elves?