Santa Tracker 2024
Merry Christmas!

A Grumpy Old Elf answers your questions about tracking Santa Claus:

• Where is Santa Claus right now in the world?
  Oh sure, make a grumpy elf look for you.  Didn't you see where Santa was right above here? Yes, up there -- right there! Where it says that Santa Claus is at the North Pole.  See, now you made a grumpy elf even grumpier!
• Where is Santa Claus on a map now?
  Oh, you are so silly! Santa isn't on a map. He is busy running around getting ready for his Big Flight. He is too busy to stand still on a map!
• I want to find Santa Claus
  Do you mean like Finding Nemo?  I'd tell you Santa is at the North Pole, but now I'm wondering if Bruce the Shark has ever been to the North Pole!
• What is the address for Santa Claus right now?
  Well, let's see.  Right now, he's at the North Pole.  Mind you, he does move around a lot.  But, yes, I think his address is always The North Pole!
• I want to find Santa Claus.
  Why did you lose him!?!  Flying fruitcakes! For a grumpy old elf I sleigh me!  Oh, I did it again!  I'd tell you Santa is at the North Pole, but now I'm laughing too hard!
• Where's Santa Claus?
  Ooh! Ooh!  Is this like one of those Where's Waldo or Where's Wally games?  I might be a grumpy elf but I still like to play games!
• Where is Father Christmas right now?
  Well right now Father Christmas is next to a... no, he moved.  Wait, now he's beside a... moved again!  And then he... Ahh!  I can't tell you where Father Christmas is right now if he won't stop moving!
• What about the NORAD Santa Tracker?
  Why doesn't NORAD ever want to track me?  Sure there's a real NORAD Santa Tracker for kids, but is there a NORAD Santa Tracker for elves!? Is it because I'm so grumpy!?  I'm just glad they don't track Santa EVERY minute of every day of the year!  Now THAT could be embarassing!
• What is Santa doing right now?
  I don't know what Santa is doing right now, but it sure would be weird if he was tracking himself on the Santa Tracker!
• What about track Santa NASA?
  No, No, No!  It's Santa CLAUS!  Not Santa NASA!  Now you've made me so grumpy I think I'm just going to leave and visit with Santa where he is now, .
• Which Santa Tracker is the best?
  According to Santa's elves, the best Santa Trackers are:
  Google Santa Tracker;
  NORAD Santa Tracker and,
  emailSanta Santa Tracker.
• How can I track Santa in my house?
  There are several ways to track Santa from the comfort of your home. The Google and NORAD Santa Trackers and their apps and social accounts are always good. The emailSanta Santa Tracker is another great way to interact with Santa as he travels to your house.
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